As I Was Walking Home from School Today I Saw...: Archive

when I finally have sex

some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -

me: no I read fanfiction I got this

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him

Dec 29th

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doctor: are you sexually active

me: what's that

Dec 28th

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I HAVEN'T STUDIED FOR BIO AT ALL YET.

WOOOOT! ALSO HAVEN’T STARTED EITHER OF THE BOOKS FOR ENGLISH! HUZZAH FOR SPARKNOTES! I really don’t think anyone is actually going to read both of those books. Oh and Stats? Hahahahahahahahaha

Dec 27th

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Dec 25th

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SAT. WTF.

GODDAMMIT. I HATE THAT EFFING TEST. I really feel like my entire college education is based off of this one test. Seriously, if you can’t afford the classes you aren’t going to do well. I am considering devoting my life to getting rid of this test. WHEN IN THE REAL WORLD DO YOU SIT DOWN AND TAKE A TEST WITH NO RESOURCES LIKE THIS?! The only time such a test is even appropraite is the...

Dec 22nd