February 2012
37 posts
I need to go to the desert. Right now.
And climb lots of rocks.
Dear Future Education,
Normally it takes me about a month to determine whether or not I like a person.
Seeing how long it takes colleges to judge me, THEY MUST LOVE ME.
…Right?
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Staying at my mom’s tonight.
Honestly, there is no way I’m staying here for another night. I feel like I don’t even live here.
Exasperation on tumblr. *sigh*
2012!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? my goodness...
I know senior year is supposed to be stressful, but mahhhhh goodness this be cahrazay.
The Bible’s the greatest game of ‘Telephone’ in history. Jesus said ‘Love your...
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Where to begin the fun that is homework?
Shall I begin with English? Oh no, perhaps a lovely dosage of Government! But then again, Bio homework is oh so jolly…
Sarcastic choices…
GET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE.
COLLEGE. COLLEGE.
Seldom have I been so tired.
5 days. 20 hours of sleep. Oy vey.
So very, very, very done with that class.
Honestly, I had no idea people could be so whiny and dramatic. It is a pure miracle how I manged to avoid that for all of high school except in the last few months.
Sheesh.
On a lighter note, I’m super juiced to co-sponsor a bill :)
Of the many things I want, moments of calm and clarity are the hardest to come...
January 2012
39 posts
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Not a happy camper.
On the contrary, I’m the lowly kid who gets bitten by the Yeti and then eats his fellow boy scouts. Yup.
Someone want to retype this essay for me?
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a f*ck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: How dare you breathe?
totally-relatable:
Writing an essay
Finishing the essay
Turning the essay in
I DIE.